Penis Envy...

.. as a long time enthusiast in the 7 deadly sins, their continual diversity never ceases to amaze me... each one can be taken to any number of mind-melting extremes... of what do I speak, rubberneckers?.... well, take Envy, for instance... as a sin, it is usually thought of as pretty innocuous... but, the Velociman has, once again, taken a sin to the next level...

... so, just remember... as you are sitting there in the conference room at the Georgia Writer's Workshop... sipping your iced tea, and listening to the lively blogger conversation.... always keep a close eye on Velociman.. anyone who is envious of a tapir's pecker is a wily character indeed...

by Eric on January 25, 2005 | Bullshit (3) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

You will be attending said event, right? Just bring your sword to defend all our maidenly virtues and everything will be OK!

Bullshitted by Michele on January 25, 2005 05:55 PM

There was envy alright, Eric, but not on my part. You should have seen the tears well in that tapir's eye when I snuck back over and showed him Girth Vader. It was sad, really.

Bullshitted by Velociman on January 25, 2005 08:19 PM

I guess Girth Vader will be at Wreckyll Jekyll, too, then.

Why don't you just bring the tapir, too?

Bullshitted by liv on January 26, 2005 11:18 PM