lil' boys, indeed....

... The Acidman says Audrey doesn't flip his switch... well, Brother Rob, I beg to differ... a petite, sexy, darkhaired girl with short hair, she may be... but, a small boy, she most certainly aint...

... sure, she's a bit scrawny... can't do a Cockney accent very well.. a bit of a bookworm type... but, she IS a brunette, wears glasses, and often moans with complete delight in the wee small hours at the Straight White House.. well, in my dreams, at least... what more could I ask for as a Freudian fucktoy?...

audrey.jpg

.. I mean, just look at that photo.. what man in his right mind would not want to bend her over the seat of that scooter, press her sweet face into that soft Italian leather... hike up that dress, and slip her silk knickers to the side...

.. damn... nevermind... uh... I'll be right back... I gotta go take care of something....

by Eric on January 24, 2005 | Bullshit (13) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Dude. This has 'ScoobyDoo' written all over it... a Velma Complex.

Bullshitted by Sadie on January 24, 2005 08:33 PM

... hey, it is no secret here at SWG... I love librarians... and Velma was a hot little tease...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 24, 2005 08:39 PM

Here I was, getting ALL excited that you've finally licked that stuttering habit - thank the new browser - and lookie what you have to say...

My my...I think she's getting ready to ask you if you'd like to buy a box of girl scout cookies.

Bullshitted by Key on January 24, 2005 09:31 PM

Well, well, well... it certainly sounds like you know what you want! Speaking from a woman's perspective, I've always thought that Audrey was the epitome of a woman. She was pretty, smart, funny & ladylike.
I would hope my son brings home that kind of girl.
That's my two cents! ;-D

Bullshitted by Ali on January 24, 2005 09:58 PM

.. don't forget flexibility, Ali.. one can never underestimate the value of flexibility in a relationship...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 24, 2005 10:04 PM

She still looks like she might break too easily to me. Of course... if you're shooting with a sidearm instead of a long rifle... never mind.

I ain't going there.

Bullshitted by Acidman on January 24, 2005 10:37 PM

come on big 'E', she oozez's "FRIDGID"....:( or a dead root... i think ill go with the latter...and just to add salt to the wound...her acting sucked!

Bullshitted by ohh please.... on January 24, 2005 10:39 PM

.. breakin 'em in is all part of it, Acidman.... I'd bet she'd drip like a leaky faucet in a heartbeat...

... "ohh please"?.. acting?... what acting... was she an actress?... I could give a shit less.. frigid, she was not...

.. Key, dear... girl scout cookies, maybe.. but, mouth-watering?.. most assuredly...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 24, 2005 10:46 PM

Do I hear shades of Me Tarzan, you Jane? Eric, are you standing on the headboard of the bed, thumping your chest and doing the ape-like Tarzan yodel? Sorry. couldn't help myself LOL. Audrey was the type of female who made men feel manly, brought out the macho in them. But again, there's nothing wrong with that!

Bullshitted by Junebugg on January 25, 2005 01:44 AM

Hey, I see one big problem here!! Isn't Audrey dead?? Isn't there a name for that,,,like necrophilia?? Unless, of course, you live in California, then I guess anything goes!

Bullshitted by Michele on January 25, 2005 04:50 AM

.. Michele, I am talking about the 1956 version of Ms. Hepburn.. sheesh...

... and Junebugg.. heh.. Tarzan?... naahhh....

Bullshitted by Eric on January 25, 2005 06:42 AM

Audrey! Yar. Katherine had that whole Parkinson's shit going on. Very disturbing. If a woman gonna twitch, it's gonna be because of me, not a damaged central nervous system. Just my thoughts.

Bullshitted by Velociman on January 25, 2005 07:06 AM

Velociman - All twitches are a blessing. Be grateful for whatever you get :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 25, 2005 09:33 PM