Jealous? You BET...

... the alarm went off this morning at 7am with the full Hellish fury of a Hot Shot HS36.. jerking me away from my alcohol-fuzzed dream, and sitting me straight up in bed... dammit... I'd just slipped Audrey Hepburn's knickers off, and was ready to start some serious cuddling... alas... but, today is Sunday... January 23rd... have to call Duncan in Scotland...

... you see, dear Duncan is setting sail this afternoon... he, and two of his friends, are embarking on their latest adventure... a six-week tour of Australia.... bastard... arriving in Sydney, and making their way along the southern coast by rented car to Perth... six weeks.... fishing for trout.. grubbing for opals.. drinking with the locals... having a high ole time.... bastard....

... a few years ago, we all visited Bangladesh.... two years ago, he and his son toured the mysterious Kingdom of Bhutan... throw in hundreds of weekend get-aways to the French Riviera, Belgium, the Hebridean isles, and York... and, well, you've got yourself one jealous-as-Hell Son-in-Law...

.. ahhh... have a safe trip, Duncan... and enjoy yourself... you three stay out of trouble, now...

by Eric on January 23, 2005 | Bullshit (3) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

did they play george harrison's "bangladesh" while you were in bangladesh?

Bullshitted by mr. helpful on January 23, 2005 10:59 PM

I dunno, Eric. If you dream about AUDREY Hepburn, I think you might have a thing for young boys.

She never did anything for me.

Bullshitted by Acidman on January 24, 2005 03:09 PM

.. whatthehellever, Acidman.. Audrey was a dish...

Bullshitted by Eric on January 24, 2005 07:43 PM