"I am THE SHIT"...

... I have just spent the day driving to Nashville and back... 8 hours in a Lincoln LS with two of my favorite women... but still, 8 hours.. damn... the return trip, of course, was through a snow/ice storm over the Cumberland Plateau... yeah, just think white knuckles...

.. anyway.. I get home... check a few blogs... and then wander through for some TV... there, I find the Wife sitting on the couch muttering to herself... under her breath...

... "mumble, mumble... ABBA CD... "

... "what?", says I... "you talking about your car again?"..

.. "I have SO gotta find my ABBA CD.. it would be PERFECT"...

... "babe, if you play ABBA in the CTS-V, your tires will all go flat... ABBA was not meant to be played in that car"..

... "no WAY!... ABBA blasting at full volume would kick ASS in that car... oh, and when I get those fuzzy dice... damn, baby... I will be THE SHIT"..

.. the shit, indeed.... man, it sucks to be me sometimes.... if she buys a Barry Manilow CD, I'm slitting my wrists...

by Eric on January 22, 2005 | Bullshit (9) | Drinking
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Bullshitted by Christina on January 22, 2005 09:26 PM

I think you're allowed to listen to only Led Zeppelin in that car. Then you'll be the shit.

Bullshitted by Dash on January 22, 2005 10:05 PM

ABBA didn't suck that bad. At least they could sing harmony.

Now, if the Single White Wife starts asking for RAP MUSIC for that car, you'd better perk your ears up, boy. THAT'S a problem.

I can live with ABBA. I can't live with rap.

Bullshitted by Acidman on January 22, 2005 10:23 PM

That STRAIGHT White Wife, not SINGLE. I spent too much time watching Adam's site today. Potential flame-war and all.

Rap music still sucks.

Bullshitted by Acidman on January 22, 2005 10:26 PM

Hopefully, this does NOT involve a D-Cell battery;-)

Bullshitted by sadie on January 22, 2005 11:28 PM

ABBA over The Beastie Boys and Mixmaster Mike? Fuuuuck, dude. Yer high............

I'll post and try to 'splain it to you tomorrow.

The Beasties were tailor made to roll in that 'lac.

Bullshitted by bitterman on January 23, 2005 12:48 AM

How about some Journey...or Air Supply :) LOL!

Bullshitted by Sheilah on January 23, 2005 02:47 AM

*cough cough*...I gotta say ABBA rocks anywhere you play it.."Dancin Queen"..come on man don't make me sing the words..I so WILL. and Barry Manilow..holy shit I LOVE HIM..now I can't ever listen to it around my husband..he CLAIMS it makes him physically ill..."Oh Mandy..you came and you gave without taking...but I sent you away OH MAAAANDDDDY." hahaha..I'm gonna go play some Barry right the fuck now...:)

Bullshitted by Sandy on January 23, 2005 04:45 AM

I used to tool down the Garden State Parkway to the sounds of Delbert (no last name needed, if you're a fan). Since my return from Jawja in October, I have been deep into the music of the zither guy in Helen.

I figure that Georgia "wine" played serious tricks on my cruller.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 24, 2005 05:04 AM