... seemingly, there are herds of young boys in South Africa wandering around masturbating when they see a sexy woman... in public, no less.... but wait.. they are realists, too.... here's what one of them had to say...
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained. "
... uh huh.... you poor, poor thing.... I wonder what the penalty for beating the shit out of a "filthy glue-sniffing street kid" is in South Africa?....
Sometimes you find things that leave me absolutely aghast. Holy crap.
Bullshitted by Boudica on January 17, 2005 11:53 AMKind of a case of "which comes first, the chicken or the egg", wouldn't ya say?!
Bullshitted by Tammi on January 17, 2005 12:48 PMI'm confused by Tammi's comment...
All I can think of is the statement that 'Khoza' hopes that one of them (women) is raped someday.
What's the penalty for beating the hell out of that person, as well?
Bullshitted by jmflynny on January 17, 2005 01:15 PMI'm speechless...but my first thought is,if you can't get a girl, then bathe, stop sniffing glue and get out of the street, you assholes!
Bullshitted by Ali on January 17, 2005 01:16 PMJust wanted to clarify that I am NOT from South Africa.
Bullshitted by Harvey on January 17, 2005 01:39 PMI noticed that the news people managed to find the one moron who thinks this sort of thing is okay. Some things never change.
As for the police - sounds like they were pondering whipping it out and getting their jollies while she was trying to lodge her complaint. Next thing you know, women will start to be attacked by these disgusting slime and everyone will be wondering why.
SA has a lot of issues. Frankly, very little surprises me anymore.
Bullshitted by Donna on January 17, 2005 02:56 PMSorry - clarifying my comment:
They can't get dates with good looking women so they are smelly, gross and maturbate in public
OR
They maturbate in public and can't get women and become smelly and gross.
Bullshitted by Tammi on January 17, 2005 03:21 PMAs a stinking, unwashed, glue-sniffing public masturbater, I take offense at this post.
Bullshitted by Acidman on January 17, 2005 04:15 PM... ahhhh, Acidman.. that's ok... with you, it's all just part of your charm...
Bullshitted by Eric on January 17, 2005 04:38 PMThat is soooo gross. I remember one time driving down the road and this guy in the passenger side of a truck was masturbating and trying to make sure that everyone that drove by noticed...how disgusting is that? I know that lot's of people masturbate...but, come on...keep it to yourself (that's kinda the point,right?) :)
Bullshitted by Sheilah on January 17, 2005 04:40 PM.. ok, children.. Sheilah has a valid point...
... I'd just like to add that masturbation in private is a wonderfully rewarding hobby..
.. masturbation in public, however, must be solicited by a member of the opposite sex.. one cannot simply just whip it out... unless, of course, both are women.. otherwise, it is strictly a social no-no...
Interviewer: "What do you do for a living, young man?"
Dirtbag Kid: "Nothing, really. I'm a filthy, glue-sniffing, public ham-slammer."
Interviewer: "So, you're originally from France?"
Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on January 17, 2005 10:09 PMSo they have to engage in public masturbation to be smelly and gross? Who knew.
Is the dispositive element "public" or "masturbation"...never mind, I really don't need to know;-)
Bullshitted by Sadie on January 18, 2005 03:36 AM