... Good God... even ole Allah screws it up occasionally... 72 Virgins, indeed..
"Ms Mood said Mrs Raiyshi was greeted by some dark dressed men and then escorted into a room of mirrors and satin sheet covered beds.
"On arrival, she found a man lying in her bed, Richard Branson," Ms Mood said.
Ms Mood said Mr Branson then asked Mrs Raiyshi if she was ready for some Virgin tool. Mr Branson pulled back the sheets to show his penis was painted red with the branding of his company tattooed in white.
Mr Branson then had sexual intercourse with Mrs Raiyshi in various positions on all of the beds. "
... oh, and don't miss the Hamas Love Doll at the bottom of the page...
Gives counting sheep a whole new meaning...
Bullshitted by Sandy on January 7, 2005 09:35 AMHoly Sheep Shit, Batman! You know... I always heard you get virgin wool from ugly sheep.
Bullshitted by Dash on January 7, 2005 10:09 AMIf we could get that story out to the masses, it would surely put an end to this whole 'martyr' thing immediately!
Bullshitted by jmflynny on January 7, 2005 01:05 PMWTF!!! Doesn't sound like heaven to me. Him or the sheep!! I can think of lots of sexier men (and SWG, you're on that list!)
Bullshitted by Junebugg on January 7, 2005 11:57 PM