Mistletoe Sex?...

... my goodness... science, sex, and seed ejection....

"New research shows that the dwarf mistletoe, a member of the same Viscaceae family as the better-known Christmas varieties, is truly worthy of being hung with pride. The stubby variety might be a clumpy green parasite of conifers, but it turns out to have the world's only water-pump seed ejection system. One that can fire a seed up to a dazzling 20 meters (65 feet). So who are you calling a dwarf now?"

.. I am impressed...

by Eric on January 03, 2005 | Bullshit (4) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

Dwarves shooting their seed?! Man, you gotta be *careful* about posts like this one. A few stray remarks in the comments to one of my posts and I'm now getting hits from people Googling some really strange stuff. Makes the referral logs pretty interesting, though.

Bullshitted by zonker on January 3, 2005 12:03 PM

leather bondage handcuffs.

There. That should help :-)

Bullshitted by Harvey on January 3, 2005 01:12 PM

Whatever type of Mistletoe it is...if you wear it on your belt buckle, you can't go wrong...

Bullshitted by Sam on January 3, 2005 05:29 PM

Excuse me...did someone say *Cabana Boy*???

Heh.

Bullshitted by miss sadie on January 3, 2005 07:01 PM