Screamin' Meme...

.. ok... simply because I was called out...

Three names you go by:
... Eric
.. Cousin Eric (during poolnights)
.. David, sometimes.. but only by one person..

Three screennames you have:
.. Eric
.. Straight White Guy
.. swgeric

Three things you like about yourself:
.. the ability to keep calm under stress..
... the memories of the places I've been..
.. my warped sense of humor...

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
...my temper.. dammit...
.. the fact that I spent so much time away from my family...
.. I am sometimes jealous...

Three parts of your heritage:
.. Scots
.. Cherokee/Choctaw
.. Irish

Three things that scare you:
.. Zombies..
.. Sharks...
.. Bumblebees... in that order..

Three of your everyday essentials:
.. black coffee...
.. cigarettes..
.. reading...

Three things you are wearing right now:
... Levis..
.. zip-up fleece..
.. wedding band..

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
.. Waren Zevon...
... James Taylor..
.. Butch Thompson...

Three of your favorite songs at present:
One For My Baby - Robbie Williams
Little Wing - Stevie Ray Vaughan
It Stoned Me - Van Morrison

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
.. skydiving...
... hit a target past 650yds with my .280...
.. meeting more bloggers in person...

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
.. laughter..
.. wild and interesting sex..
.. trust..

Two truths and a lie:
.. my GGGGGrandpa was Prince Albert's Uncle...
.. another of my GGGGGGrandpas used to beat up George Washington...
.. last year, I slept with Dame Judy Dench..

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
... mmm.. a curvy caboose...
... a vivacious smile...
... a graceful neck...

Three things you just can't do:
.. beat up an old lady...
.. never drink Scotch again..
.. wear underwear...

Three of your favorite hobbies:
.. shooting pool...
... blogging & reading blogs...
.. playing guitar...

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
.. stop doing this damn Q & A thinggy...
... have a smoke...
... go outside and watch the snow...

Three careers you're considering:
.. fulltime Bum House-Husband..
.. a bartender..
.. starting my own business...

Three places you want to go on vacation:
... Egypt.. or, anywhere in Saharan Africa..
... India again, and stay longer this time...
... Alaska again.. oh yeah...

Three kids names:
.. Emily...
... Isaac...
.. Jeremiah..

Three things you want to do before you die:
.. live an incredibly long time while healthy..
.. harvest a Grizzly in Alaska..
.. swim with sharks... (or Zombies)...