Kid Rock IS entertaining...

.. well, people... I am back... Holy Shit.... you should all be totally fucking ashamed of yourselves... there I was enjoying the gentle and sweet debaucheries of the Olde Country... relaxing... peaceful, even... and all the while, you guys were over here gazing wistfully at the appetizers surrounding Tiger's lunchbox... hell, I am impressed..

... still, part of me is mesmerized by the swaying hips of the hulababes... they almost remind me of that Incredibly Sexy Momma from my youth... Mrs. Jetson... I always got a little excited when I imagined her straddling that rocket as she headed out to the grocery.... housewives ARE tigresses.... then again, I am hammered flat right now from 23 hours of jetting... so, it might just be a hallucination...

... anyway, before I go forth and steal back my keys from sexy Sadie, and Crème-filled Kim... I just want to report that Kid Rock was on my flight from London to Detroit... that fucker is a lot taller in person than you'd expect... although, a moment of sublime clarity was witnessed as we passed through Immigration.. being just behind Mr. Rock in line... I overheard the skeptical, passport-holding INS agent inquire... only to be told, in no uncertain terms by Herr Rock...

... "yeah, man... that IS my name"...

... that was a truly beautiful moment...

by Eric on November 20, 2004 | Bullshit (12) | Psycho Rants
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Wahoo!!! You're back!!!

Missed you!!!

Bullshitted by Christina on November 20, 2004 07:35 AM

No shit?

Bullshitted by Key on November 20, 2004 09:02 AM

.. yep.. no shit, Key... and, thanks Christina... it's good to be back...

Bullshitted by Eric on November 20, 2004 09:06 AM

'Bout time you got back. Your substitute teachers need to learn a thing or two about the proper method of abusing ellipses.

Bullshitted by Harvey on November 20, 2004 09:47 AM

Welcome home Evilric. Did Mr. Ritchie break out with the song he sings saying "What's my name" with the rest of you all in line?

Bullshitted by RedNeck on November 20, 2004 11:42 AM

.. nope, Neck... he just huffed, and pulled his toboggan a little futher down over his eyebrows.... kinda disappointing, really...

Bullshitted by Eric on November 20, 2004 11:46 AM

I was just teasing about the gay porn thing... maybe.

Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on November 20, 2004 01:23 PM

Welcome back, Eric!

Too bad you didn't start singing, "Bawitdaba debang debang diggy diggy diggy said da boogie said up jump the boogie (or however that goes.)" Give him the opportunity to scream that his name IS Kid Rock!

'course, INS isn't really known for their sense of humor ... might have been a bad move.

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on November 20, 2004 01:35 PM

Heyyyyyy sexy. Good to see you made it in one piece. Those shoes of yours sure are hard to fill...and you know what they say about men with big feet...

Bullshitted by sadie on November 20, 2004 01:48 PM

Welcome back, Eric. Hope you had a great trip. Kid Rock? Was he wearing that goofy lid?

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on November 20, 2004 02:36 PM

Wahoo! my ass. Sadie and I kept this decrepit, lame-assed blog alive. I expect kudos, or at least a ritual spanking.

Bullshitted by Velociman on November 20, 2004 11:28 PM

What an adventure...I'm impressed.

Bullshitted by Donna on November 22, 2004 12:04 AM