Judgment Day

It is time to don the Velocimask and assume my regal throne:

Justice must be rendered, and protocol demands all the appurtenances of my high station.

I have been accused of slathering the VelociDNA around the blogosphere in a most promiscuous manner, and I must retort.

Guilty. Not guilty. Guilty, with an alibi. Not guilty, but I certainly wish I were.

Sweet. It seems self-judgment agrees with me. And plausible deniability in a Velociczar is not without its bennies. Later: I sit in judgment of the Mirthful Sadie.

Oh, my punishment? You're reading it.

by Velociman on November 18, 2004 | Bullshit (7)
Bullshit So Far

Smart move... If you had denied the child tonight, after giving her a death wish last night, I'da sent a black cloud to forever ominously loom the expanse of the Velocikingdom. : D

Bullshitted by Key on November 18, 2004 08:53 PM

Who would not claim Queenie? Perhaps my finest progeny ever. She's headstrong, however. Discipline, discipline.

Bullshitted by Velociman on November 18, 2004 09:05 PM

Oh. And lest I forget: guilty on all counts. But the Velociczar is allowed his fictions on his own posts. Now to Sadie.

Bullshitted by Velociman on November 18, 2004 09:55 PM

Um...my blogfather won't acknowledge my existence. So my question is....does this make me a bastardette?

Bullshitted by Sadie on November 18, 2004 11:43 PM

Sounds like a Jerry Springer situation, Sadie. Perhaps you could call them and set that up. I can just see it. As Jim at Parkway RS says-"Farooking Hilarious."

Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on November 18, 2004 11:55 PM

Sadie, I'd love to be your Blogdaddy, but that would be wrong.

Nonetheless, I think it is time to shed those simple constructs. I think it would be excellent to sleep with Dad. I'm hearing no complaints, ha ha! Are you sure I ain't your Uncle Waldo?

Bullshitted by Velociman on November 19, 2004 12:16 AM

Fair enough, Uncle. So in the unlikely event we find ourselves in said situation...you won't be offended if when the jockey shorts come off...the phrase "Where's Waldo?" slips out?

Bullshitted by Sadie on November 19, 2004 01:21 AM