Something old, something new...

Er...no. Wrong formula...let me try again, darlings...

Something expected:

Couple drives for twenty-four hours, only stopping to fill up their gasoline tank three times, completely without sense of orientation. So why didn't they stop to look at a map or ask for directions?

Violet wanted to stop for help but she says her husband didn't.

Three guesses who didn't get laid that evening....

Violet says if it hadn't been for [a] stranger stopping them, she thinks they would still be lost. She says she's going to buy a cell phone in case they get lost again.

Good idea, lady. Join the damn technological revolution...at least then your relatives won't report you missing when you disappeared between a wedding and its reception...

Something Unexpected: Apparently Florida did experience a huge election error, but it isn't what you'd expect....more like an election erection.

The reporters of the Florida Times-Union Newspaper were so busy manning the obvious hotspots, like polling places and perhaps the beach, that they forgot to proofread the front page of the Election Day newspaper:

A toll-free number to a non-partisan organization tracking the election turned out to be painfully wrong. Instead, the wrong number referred callers to a sex talk service.

So there was a problem with hanging chads after all...