What It Means To Be A Man?

So I was browsing the odd news sites, like Eric does, since he always seems to find the most bizarre stories....and it was all gloom-and-doom on a certain topic...

Two sides of celebrity masculinity were oh-so-graphically detailed in today's news...both equally repulsive...yet fairly laughable:

Tommy Lee has written (yeah sure) his own autobiography, misappropriately called Tommyland. Not sure that any of you were aware of this smokin' hot title, because lemme tell ya...I most certainly did not pop into my local bookstore on New Release Tuesday looking for it. Anyhoo, he reportedly has dedicated an entire chapter to discussing his penis.

So what woman wants to be with a fella whose picture pops up under the dictionary definition of venereal disease? Apparently money talks, baby. Elsewise, why would his (idiot) fiance enjoy being serenaded with the following lyrics:

"My baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-s"

Not only that, but he couldn't even remember the damn lyrics...his assistant had to write them down for him...talk about chutzpah...

So just when I was feeling very badly about the male species, ya know, thinking of going to the other side...it got worse.

That master of the power ballad, Meat Loaf has a very expansive collection of stuffed teddy bears...and he truly believes that teddy bears have feelings...

All is not lost though. Meat Loaf draws the line at A.A. Milne characters:

"I think about Winnie the Pooh a lot. But I never relate to Pooh because I'm not crazy about bees and honey and all that stuff.

Is it just me girls, or is the male gene pool just digressing by leaps and bounds? Heh. Dunno, but the V-Man is looking awfully sexy compared to these guys....

by on November 08, 2004 | Bullshit (6)
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I think V-Man is looking awfully sexy compared to just about any guy.

Bullshitted by TIffani-Amber Thiessen on November 8, 2004 03:53 PM

I think a lot of "today's women" just don't know enough real men. If a choice were possible, who do you think they'd choose: Tom Cruise or John Wayne? Brad Pitt or Steve McQueen. etc., etc. Oh - and you, of course V-Man.

Bullshitted by Indigo on November 8, 2004 05:14 PM

Maybe I'm wrong here... but real men have brains. I'm thinkin' Tommy Lee and Meatloaf aren't exactly tripping the IQ meter. Blech.

Bullshitted by Boudicca on November 8, 2004 10:55 PM

I think V-Man is looking awfully sexy compared to just about any guy.

Bullshitted by Gwynneth Paltrow on November 8, 2004 11:07 PM

Steve McQueen...oops, got drool on my keyboard. Now that was a MAN!

Bullshitted by Sandy on November 9, 2004 04:44 AM

I assure you, Indigo, that not all women have forgotten...

Steve McQueen
John Wayne
Gary Cooper

oh...yes...hold on a minute... I'll be right back...

Paul Newman... oh, yes...Paul Newman

Bullshitted by jmflynny on November 9, 2004 09:34 PM