Luuka in Helen...

.... Alright... here are the last of my Helen photos... well, the last of the ones I'm going to show YOU people... heh... so, the Lynndie'd victim shall remain a closely guarded secret...

... anyway, as some of you know, Luuka the Everyday Bear graced us with her presence during Blogtoberfest... and, true to form, she was all over the place... a party animal among party animals... Friday night saw her really making the rounds... meeting Rob, Kim, Jim, Ken, Dennis, Geoffrey, Gordon, and Dax (no photographic evidence of that)... but, let me tell you, people.. she was in heaven.... so many men, so little time... still, she gave it the old college girl effort....

... by the time Saturday rolled around, she was ready for more action... but, when Key and Kelley showed up, she seemed a bit miffed... competition does not suit the Everyday Bear... and, jealousy reared it's ugly head.... thus, halfway through the half-rubber competition, she left our melee in search of fresh meat... after that, I don't know what happened... she staggered back to our room at the Kristy in the wee hours of Sunday morning... smelling vaguely of gin, cigarette smoke, bubble gum, and gun oil....

... but, I have to say.... Luuka does have sensitive side... and, the Wife and I have very much enjoyed having her around these past weeks... she's a real treat... but, since I am leaving for Scotland on Monday, we have to part ways.... So, Helen?... what new adventure lays in store for our girl?... which direction should she go from here?... I could, after all, bring her to Scotland, and ship her back to you from there next week.... or, you could come up and pick her up in person... your call, ma'am....

... anyway, back to the photos... check these out, children... oh, the shame of it all....

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... this is a wonderfully pensive shot of Luuka gazing longingly towards the mountains from the dashboard of the Audi...

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... Acidman and Luuka hit it off... she's a real sucker for musicians...

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... this is Geoffrey and Gordon plying Luuka with alcohol...

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... Denny the Grouchy Old Cripple used a different approach... wooing Luuka with the soulful strains of Bach coming from a finely played guitar...

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... and, here we see the beginning of Luuka's first three-way of the evening... Ken the bodyguard being seductively mauled by Luuka... Velociman assisting, of course...

... sadly, these are all of the photos she's allowing me to post.. a girl must have her secrets, after all, and Luuka is all girrrrrl... so, the remaining photos listed below are just of the general fracas that took place... my head hurts just looking at those pictures... and, these scenes were pre-moonshine and redheaded sluts... oh, and apple brandy...

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... here, we see, from left to right.. Recondo32, Bodyguard Ken, Jimbo of the Parkway, and Laughing Wolf...

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... here is a great shot of Acidman laughing his ass off at Velociman... who, by the way, is playing air-guitar sword-guitar... quite an insane picture, really..

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... here are the entertainers in action... Rob, Jim, and Denny....

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... here's another angle...

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... and, no blogmeet after-action report would be complete without a photo of "The Toes of Velocibride".... painted, of course, for the occasion...

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... surprisingly, quite a few veterans were in attendance too.... after a few shots of vodka, Ken started showing off his bodyart... and, before you ask, no... no one showed any piercings... at least, not that I know of...

... so, there you have it... the last of the Blogtoberfest photographs... which, in a way, is kinda sad... but, have no fear... April and New Orleans are just around the corner..... right, Christina?....

by Eric on November 05, 2004 | Bullshit (11) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Excellent Post!! Love the pictures.

AND, is anyone interested in meeting ME in the Crescent City in April???

Possible dates are the weekends of April 2nd or April 16th.

I'll be in New Orleans the weekend of December 2nd, let's just call it a trial run...

;-D

Bullshitted by Christina on November 5, 2004 05:51 PM

I wouldn't want Velociman standing "behind" me like that.

It is truely a wonder that he retain his "famous digits" while playing air sword.... Or did he?

Luuka gets around doesn't she? My kinda gal.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on November 5, 2004 06:14 PM

You have all the fun. :-P

Bullshitted by Snowdancer on November 5, 2004 10:51 PM

Yep, those definitely are the pre-apple "wine" photos, when we were drinking copious amounts of bourbon to warm up for the serious drinking that would come later in the weekend. Comparing these to the post-apple "wine" pictures is ample evidence of the sledge hammer effect of that fine southern drink.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on November 6, 2004 12:34 AM

Soo..instead of time out, does your lovely wife just take your little bear away to punish you after you've been bad?

: D

Bullshitted by Key on November 6, 2004 01:16 PM

OK, I'll agree, a good time was had by all. In the Northwest, land of Paul Bunyan, we bloggers gather to have fun at a shooting range. maybe someone needs to begin the logistics of figgering out when the Jawja Gang might engage the Left Coast gang in a friendly firearms competition to determine National bragging rights (because bragging DOES seem important).

And BTW, leave those Texicans out of it...they are too good with their weapons....

Bullshitted by Rivrdog on November 6, 2004 05:54 PM

I should have destroyed that bear when I had the chance.

Now THAT would have been funny.

Bullshitted by Geoffrey on November 6, 2004 06:34 PM

Is Recondo32 in ZZTop?

Bullshitted by Jim on November 7, 2004 08:42 AM

That shit is Photoshopped. I never touched that stuffed rat.

Bullshitted by Velociman on November 7, 2004 01:15 PM

Another camera succesfully avoided.

Bullshitted by Evilwhiteguy on November 8, 2004 12:27 PM

I think she is supposed to go to Rocket Ted in DC next?

Bullshitted by Helen on November 9, 2004 02:29 AM