Self-doubt...

... there are times in each of our lives when, well, quite simply, we doubt ourselves... we wonder if we are doing The Right Thing... we search our souls looking for some sort of verification... are we happy?... are we content?... are we really where we should be in life?...

... for some of us, we get that validation in the strangest of places... maybe we are vain... in which case... having a trophy wife, nice car, six figure salary, and six-pack abs is where it's at... for others, having a party of good friends close by is the keystone... and, then... of course, there is Me...

... recently, I received my validation... my signpost that, indeed, I was traveling the correct road in life... proof that in some way, I had arrived....

.. behold, children... the ultimate gift... positive reinforcement that you ARE doing the right thing...

velocifinger_small.jpg

... heh... here's a closeup...

... there... I've got mine... I suggest you go and get your own... color me content, gentle readers... I am truly blessed...

by Eric on October 30, 2004 | Bullshit (21) | Psycho Rants
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Whatever it takes, darlin'.

And, I can relate.

Bullshitted by Christina on October 30, 2004 11:21 AM

I don't know if it's a Marine thing or what, but I usually seek the same symbol of approval, if not a request to do something physically impossible to myself. When I get either, I know I've done well!

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on October 30, 2004 11:48 AM

You fucker.

Bullshitted by Velociman on October 30, 2004 11:58 AM

Oh, Eric. Just look at the size of that digit. It's both frightening and titilating, all at the same time.

V-man, you'd be a very popular gynocologist. Not so popular as a proctologisy, but the ladies would line up.

You be sure to let us know if you decide to change careers.

Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 12:41 PM

I never would have thought that a Kyle Petty salute could mean Soooo much.

I just want to know what question you asked Vman to get that response?

PS:
What just happened to T Eric? They're supposed to stay out of their own end zone.;)

Bullshitted by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:04 PM

I especially like the hearts and things on the railings and bannisters. Looks like a tacky Poconos love grotto like you used to see advertised in the back of Mom's Cosmopolitan magazine. Only adds to the arcane mystery of events there and the definate sexually charged demeanor of the Velociman.

Naughty boys, both of you.

Bullshitted by bitterman on October 30, 2004 01:34 PM

I think VMan should consider placing that as an upper left photo on his blog. And also, two coloring the image so it can be put on koozies. But, perhaps it should be rescripted so that the picture contains the "Right Hand Finger" and a "Left Handed Whip".

Bullshitted by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:47 PM

Mamma,
You're flat out wicked ;)


"size of that digit" ...

Next thing you know, he'll be modeling rings. Uh, "finger" rings that is.

Bullshitted by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 01:49 PM

Eric, you are a lucky guy.

All I ever get is a little abuse here & there from the Bartender.

He's never sent me a flip-off picture :-(

Bullshitted by Harvey on October 30, 2004 02:12 PM

I think he looks gottdamned Presidential.

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on October 30, 2004 02:30 PM

That's nothing.

Kerry's digits are just as long.

And, they're manicured.

Bullshitted by jmflynny on October 30, 2004 02:54 PM

Is that Al Gore?

;-)

Bullshitted by zonker on October 30, 2004 03:16 PM

Interesting. I get to work with THAT kinda attitude...heh. So when are you going on vacation again, Eric? Maybe wanna move it up a day or two?

Bullshitted by Sadie on October 30, 2004 04:56 PM

Okay. Eric, I'm so gonna hack that photo unless Velocigod sends me one too.

Bullshitted by sadie on October 30, 2004 04:57 PM

Jmflynny,
Just, pray tell, how do you know about Vman's and JFK's "digit size"? Or whether or not Vman's were or weren't manicured. We all know JFK's were. Some things I've read here would lead me to believe that as far as DIGIT's are concerned, they(digits) could possibly be similar, but truly, only someone that had seen both could be sure? Have ya?

I'm just askin?

Bullshitted by RedNeck on October 30, 2004 05:02 PM

You see, RedNeck, I have a very well documented and perverse Digit Fetish. I notice things like digit size, quality, and several other factors that I won't go into here as to not drag this into the gutter any further than it already is.

And true, Qerry's digits are long, but thing and gracile, where V-man's are much more robust.
Proctology=Gracile for all the wimpy guys. Gynocology=Robust if a girl's is lucky.

Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 05:36 PM

"Thin and Gracile". Dammit, PIMF.

Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on October 30, 2004 05:37 PM

...personally, I honestly thought he'd have blue eyes...

Bullshitted by Eric on October 30, 2004 05:47 PM

You can all go to hell. Just looking at that makes me nauseous.

Bullshitted by Velociman on October 31, 2004 09:41 AM

Hey are those HEARTS in the stairway latticework?!?

Heh heh.

Bullshitted by Sadie on October 31, 2004 09:47 PM

Ok...guess I'm a day late, I saw the party story down farther....now that's more like it!

Bullshitted by Sheilah on November 1, 2004 01:38 AM