Luuka has landed...

.... departing from the normal debauchery here... I have a wee soft and cuddly announcement for all of you rubberneckers..

... what juicy bit of gossip might this be?... heh... well, Luuka the Everyday Bear is here... freshly arrived from the Isle of Jersey... and, Helen, you would be so proud of her... she hadn't been here 10 minutes, and she was begging to hear old Marine stories, and fondle my Dress Blues... even the Wife raised an eyebrow when Luuka sexily purred... "I soooo dig a man in uniform".... Helen, what was I to do?.... I tried to explain to her that my Blues were a bit small for me now... and, without batting an eyelash, she said... "then maybe they'll fit ME!"... so, beaten, I wandered off to try to find my uniform... meanwhile, she started shooting Tequila shots and flicking through channels looking for East Enders... (two things that I guess YOU had taught her)... either that, or Rob taught her...

... so, having only been in Tennessee a matter of minutes, here is the scene...

luuka_marine_small.jpg

...here's a close up...

... yeah, your eyes are not deceiving you... your darling, girlie-bear was slamming Patron, playing with firearms, and cross-dressing... baby, we are going to have so much fun... trust me...

... our adventure continues, of course... tomorrow, we are going to take part in an annual Tennessee Ritual.. drinking beer, and watching the Volunteers play the Gators... she told me she's excited... but, really it isn't because she's a Vols fan.. she just thinks Smokey is HOTT... and, before you ask, yes... yes... she has already been taught all three verses of Rocky Top... heh...

by Eric on September 17, 2004 | Bullshit (16) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Please Lord, let the Vols whip the shit outta Florida......and even though Steve "Couldn't Cut The NFL For Shit" Spurrier is no longer the head coach, please place a pestilence upon his house and kinfolk.

Hope that helps. Can't say that my mojo will help the poor Rebels, but we're gonna Hotty Toddy in California anyway.


My two favorite SEC teams? Ole Miss and whoever the hell is playing the Gators.

Bullshitted by bitterman on September 17, 2004 08:01 PM

..amen, my brutha... amen... Tennessee, and who ever plays the gators..

Bullshitted by Eric on September 17, 2004 08:40 PM

That bear is such a ho! I LOVE it and am so glad she's back and with you! Going to teach her Semper Fi fighting songs?

Bullshitted by Helen on September 18, 2004 01:21 AM

**Sigh**

You just had to do it Eric, didn't you?!?

So, what do you want to put on the Gator/Vols game? Hmmmm. Put you're thinkin' cap on dude. I'm saying the Gator's will win (oh, it'll be close, since it is at your house).

And...I'm praying my Irish bet Michigan State.

Ohh, this is going to be a tense football weekend at my house!!

Seriously, the game starts at 8:00 tonite, we got a bit of time to come up with a wager. What ya got, big guy???? *throws gauntlet down**

Bullshitted by Tammi on September 18, 2004 08:51 AM

Fuck the Florida Gators. Fuck Steve Spurrier and all his progeny. Fuck Florida's new head coach, whoever the hell that dickhead is. Fuck Tammi, too, while I'm on a roll.

I HATE THE FLORIDA GATORS!!!!!!

Bullshitted by Acidman on September 18, 2004 10:17 AM

I couldn't agree more, Acidman... and, I've seen a photo of Miss Tammi.. she's pretty hot.. what's that old saying?.. oh yeah, six feet tall, and worth the climb...

.. as for a prediction?.. Vols, baby.. by 7.. anyway, you wanna bet, huh?... ok.. how about a post publicly proclaiming your glorious defeat in Neyland.. and, if I lose, I'll do the same.. unless you can think of something you'd like better?... c'mon, Tammi.. surprise me... ;)

Bullshitted by Eric on September 18, 2004 11:19 AM

..oh, Helendear... I'm going to teach her so many new things... how long does she get to visit?...

Bullshitted by Eric on September 18, 2004 11:22 AM

Harvey actually posted a pretty good suggestion when I asked for ideas on the payoffs.

You have to post a mp3 of you singing the Gators' fight song. (When Gators win)

I'll have to write the word Volunteers somewhere on my person in black magic maker and post a picture (IF Vols win)

So.....what'cha think?

Bullshitted by Tammi on September 18, 2004 11:25 AM

..damn, that's a stiff deal... do I get to pick which part of your body?..

Bullshitted by Eric on September 18, 2004 11:26 AM

NOPE. ;)

But I promise it won't be my hand, or something lame like that. I'll make it interesting! But then again, I don't think that will even be an issue! (hee hee hee)

Bullshitted by Tammi on September 18, 2004 11:32 AM

.. bring it on, Tammi... consider it a bet, baby...

Bullshitted by Eric on September 18, 2004 11:42 AM

Done. Posted for posterity.

:-)

Bullshitted by Tammi on September 18, 2004 12:08 PM

Dude, the Vols had better win.

An mp3 of you singing the Gator fight song? Whew............. That's terms for revoking your membership in The Orange Den of Iniquity.

May have to delink your sorry ass just to keep from hearing that.

So, GO VOLS. WE NEED NAKED LADY PARTS!!

Bullshitted by bitterman on September 18, 2004 12:50 PM

If you can't think of something nice to say ...
Say it about the GATORS.

GO VOLS!!!!!! ('Cause UGA already won today ;D)

Bullshitted by bulldoggal on September 18, 2004 08:01 PM

How long do you want her?

Bullshitted by Helen on September 20, 2004 08:06 AM

whos laughin now you hillbilly bitches!!!!!!! the facts are you came in ranked and left spanked! 16-7 good ole rocky flop 2nd in the sec and a piece of dog shit to me!!!!!!chomp chomp bitches mabey next year!!!! later hillbillies!!!!!!

Bullshitted by old school gator fan on October 28, 2005 08:38 AM