... Fetishes.... everyone has one... some have Legion... don't try to deny it.... we all have something that just pushes our buttons... something that turns us into a dynamo of lustful energy..... with Acidman, it is painted toes....hey, feet aren't really my bag, but I'm cool with it... to each his own, Brothers and Sisters.. we're all about diversity here at SWG... even Velociman and his Whip are welcome.... but, with me, the rub is more mundane... the itch, easier to scratch.... in the fetish community at-large, it's known as a Librarian Fetish.... what does it entail?... eye glasses, children... geek chicks... they drive me nuts... sexy secretaries... lustful librarians... stern schoolmarms... throw in a skirt, button-down shirt, and high heels... and, you've hit my button..... as a matter of fact, this intriguing tale had me on the verge... hint, Anna? give us a picture...

... the thing is this - and, I've put some considerable thought into the subject - I still can't pin down what it is about glasses that gets me..... I really can't... maybe it is the thought of sliding them off... maybe eye-glasses signal a slightly defenseless vibe... which triggers my blood-in-the-water shark gene... maybe glasses just remind me of those first memorable stiffys in the back row of Mrs. Roundtree's class.... whatever the reason, I must confess..... yes, I dig chicks with glasses... there.... I've said it... so, now you know...

... why am I pondering all of this?.... fishing, children... just fishing.... feel free to send photos, Ladies... they will be in safe hands... you can trust Uncle Eric.... I mean, at least I'm not asking you to get your tits out... that's Harvey's job...

by Eric on September 16, 2004 | Bullshit (18)
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Bullshit So Far

A trade seems to be in the making......

Bullshitted by Marcus on September 16, 2004 06:30 PM

You sick fuck.

Bullshitted by Acidman on September 16, 2004 06:30 PM

I'm halfway through your post and already smiling. You have such a way with words...

Personally I love a man on a motorcycle (wearing a helmet of course). It's sexy and mysterious. I also swoon over a man in uniform!

I have a photo where I'm wearing glasses (before lasik surgery). I look positively nerdy. *grin*

Bullshitted by Donna on September 16, 2004 06:40 PM

I don't know about eyeglasses, but I LOVE a chick with a glass eye. Especially if she's desperate in a poker game and plops it on the table as collateral. Never done an eyesocket, though.

Bullshitted by Velociman on September 16, 2004 07:00 PM

..damn, you sick fuck..

Bullshitted by Eric on September 16, 2004 07:01 PM

I like pictures of girls ice fishing, but that might just be a North Dakota thing...

Bullshitted by Rob on September 16, 2004 07:13 PM

For me...wire rimmed glasses have always done the trick.

And (start laughing now), Richie Cunningham has always been my not-so-secret crush.

So, place a red-headed man in wire rimmed glasses, and I'm off and running.

Bullshitted by jmflynny on September 16, 2004 08:26 PM

For me, women saxaphone players. YOWZA!!

Bullshitted by Jim - PRS on September 16, 2004 09:52 PM

Here's the thing -I am in Grad school for Library I will be a librarian --but I have perfect eyesight. What's a girl to do?

Bullshitted by ALa71 on September 16, 2004 11:18 PM

You are feeling naughty tonight....huh?

Bullshitted by Sheilah on September 17, 2004 01:58 AM

Between your post and Velociman's comment, my sides hurt!! Damn!!!!

Bullshitted by That 1 Guy on September 17, 2004 04:46 AM

hmm. get ready for your interviews fellows....we'll see who is blushing then now, won't we???

Bullshitted by Sadie on September 17, 2004 06:36 AM

Only ... Velociman could be funnier then the post itself... which was funny enough. ;)

Bullshitted by BryanH on September 17, 2004 08:45 AM

Oooooh, hot, sweaty, dirty construction workers without shirts do it for me! Lotsa muscles, lotsa dirt. Yum!

Bullshitted by Kel on September 17, 2004 10:02 AM

I sent you 2 hot soccer mom with wire rim glasses pics, even 1 with sunglasses and they all got kicked back to me. Maybe someone is messing wif your net nanny again......

Bullshitted by Marcus on September 17, 2004 10:14 AM

Glasses ARE sexy!! I wear them, the trendy kind and I adore other people who do too.. I think it's the mysteriousness behind the glass, revealing beautiful eyes, usually! ;)

Bullshitted by Autumn on September 17, 2004 12:08 PM

I think it's the idea of a straight laced, follow the rules kinda gal, who's just waiting for the right guy to let it all loose on.

Thanks to Hollywood, that scene done multiple times with a business woman or librarian taking her glasses off and shaking her bun out before jumping the young fella is ingrained in my consciousness(sp?).

Bullshitted by tbflowers on October 26, 2004 09:18 PM

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Bullshitted by Harvey on December 15, 2004 02:46 PM