... ok, people... listen up... everyone who is anyone has already heard about our upcoming Southern Drinking Festival... it happens to coincide with Oktoberfest in Helen, Georgia.... well, here's a SITREP for you tards.... if you are coming, let me know... hell, I don't care if you are planning on STAYING or not.. after all, that is Velociman's bag... all I want to know is if you are COMING... I'm listing the names of our confirmed victims below.. if your name IS on the list, and you are planning on bailing, let me know NOW... if you don't, may the fleas of a thousand terrorists nest in your pubic hair... if are coming, but haven't TOLD us, then now is your chance... we have wheels in motion that you know not of, so speak the hell up...
so far, the tally is thus... a simple "yes, Sir" will suffice if you are coming... if not, then the perfunctory "Couldn't hack it, and had to pack it" will do nicely.... so, with that said, sound off like ya gotta pair... oh, that goes for you too, Ladies...
Acidman from Gutrumbles (w/Rick and Georgia)
Adam the Single Southern Guy
Dax Montana from The Dax Files
Denny the Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta
Geoffrey & Gordon from Dog Snot Diaries
Jimbo from Parkway Rest Stop (plus some Suspects)
Key Monroe from Key Issues
Kelley from Suburban Blight
Momma from Mamamontezz
Velociman O'Velociworld
.. oh, and if you are NOT listed above, you should be ashamed of yourself... rectify the situation now... confess of your plans to come... after all, we've been promised nude Greco-Roman wrestling, a schnitzel eating contest, acoustic jamming by the banks of the Chattahoochee, general all-around enjoyement, and a game of "half-rubber"... whateverthehell that is... truth, children... miss this fest, and you'll never forgive yourself... ever...
I will be there with one Usual Suspect, my friend Ken, the Deckmaster, Air Force Vet, and party guy. Oh, and one Gibson dreadnaught.
Bullshitted by Jim on September 7, 2004 07:46 PM..that's the spirit, Jim... I'll be out by the river when you get there... playing guitar, and drinking Scotch...
Bullshitted by Eric on September 7, 2004 07:53 PMIf my back is okay, then I am riding up with Rob.
Bullshitted by Catfish on September 7, 2004 08:30 PM..you'll be just fine, Catfish.. don't you worry... we're all fairly normal people, once you boil us down...
Bullshitted by Eric on September 7, 2004 08:37 PMIt just so happens I have the month of October off. When the hell is this thing? Maybe I can fit it in.
Bullshitted by Evilwhiteguy on September 7, 2004 10:58 PM.. mid October.... Helen, GA.... you make the call, man... God knows, WE will be there....
Bullshitted by Eric on September 7, 2004 11:07 PMHelen sucks. Somebody needs to liven that town up a little bit.
Wait... that would be US, wouldn't it?
Bullshitted by Acidman on September 7, 2004 11:14 PMHot Damn. I'm so ready for this, I've already started packing up the thongs! WooHoo! Helen does have a liquor store, doesn't it?
It will be great fun, not to mention interesting to watch Mainers in Georgia. When you said Token Yankees, I had no idea you meant archetypical Yankees.
Bullshitted by Mamamontezz on September 7, 2004 11:35 PMIf I had my motorcycle, I'd ride out to party with you guys.
Bullshitted by Mad Ogre on September 8, 2004 01:18 AMDude...I wanna eat schnitzel's. Ok not really...I just wanted to say schnitzel. Have fun with all your wrestling, and tallahasee lassies, or what have you.
Bullshitted by Mia on September 8, 2004 01:26 AMI might make, as there's a seriously good chance I'll be deported from Germany in the next couple of weeks. What's the plan, anyway? Date and time? Secret location of counterfeit diplomatic credentials? Hookers?
Bullshitted by Rube on September 8, 2004 06:34 AMHey, the drive from Grenoble, France, to Georgia is a bit too long and wet for me to make it... I'll be in the US over the holidays, maybe we should schedule something the week after New Years!!!!
Bullshitted by Jack on September 8, 2004 07:24 AMI think Rankin' Rob is going too.
Since it's only about an hour away I going to try and ride over and meet ya'll, but it all depends on what I've got going that weekend.
i wanted to come....
but couldnt hack it had to pack it
i suck. i know. (actually a hobby of mine)
Bullshitted by k on September 8, 2004 01:19 PMYes Sir!
Bullshitted by Evilwhiteguy on September 16, 2004 03:28 AM