Sexual Frustration...

... from gentle reader Christina, we are notified of this lovely story... no doubt the chimp would be drinking like a fish too, if only it were available...

She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.

... a poll of the blogosphere should be mounted, me thinks... smoking and drinking?.. naw, Bloggers don't do that....

by Eric on August 31, 2004 | Bullshit (5) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

I don't think they have a problem until the chimp gets a computer and Cheetos.....

Bullshitted by Marcus on August 31, 2004 10:41 AM

Smoking and drinking? nahhhhhh. right.

Bullshitted by Sadie on August 31, 2004 01:27 PM

I don't drink or smoke anymore. I tend to have sex with monkeys when I do.

The sex isn't bad but that kiss in the morning is a mutha.

Bullshitted by Acidman on August 31, 2004 08:14 PM

.. you lying cracker.. her breath ain't HALF that bad... besides, everyone knows that wild monkey sex is the BEST in the world.... although, that may have just been an euphemism...

Bullshitted by Eric on August 31, 2004 08:45 PM

..oh, and Marcus, if the Chimps get the Cheetos, all is lost.. a world where monkeys control our snacks is a world I dare not live in... a man must have his standards, after all....

Bullshitted by Eric on August 31, 2004 08:46 PM