Hear Ye, Hear Ye...

... the call has been raised... yet again... Acidman is going to be there... Velociman is going to be there... hell, this is your chance, people... meet the myths Men behind the legends... it's a rare opportunity... miss it at your own peril... besides, if you don't like us, you can fuck off and drink beer by yourself... I mean, it IS Oktoberfest in Helen.... so, what's your excuse?... don't have a blog?... hey, that's cool... come anyway... just leave comments on blogs?... great... we'd all love to meet you...

... the skinny is this... Velociman is Head Honcho of Organization this year... which means he has rooms reserved... being a Gentleman, he needs to realease these rooms if they aren't going to be used by us Blogtoberfest cretins... many a Georgia Tech and UGA frat boy would submit to voluntary castration for a chance at a room in the Comfort Inn that weekend in Helen... so, quit sitting on the fence, and make a decision... cajones are at stake here....

... ok, ok... still not convinced by my sales pitch?... wondering who else will be there?... what, you want a roster?... ok, fine.... as of right now, here are the people you are likely to meet in Helen, GA...

Kelley from Suburban Blight
Key Monroe from Key Issues
Recondo 32, and his lovely wife Georgia
Adam from Single Southern Guy
... and Me...

... hell, if that doesn't make you want to pack up the children and bring them down for a pint of wheat beer, I just don't know what will...

by Eric on August 21, 2004 | Bullshit (10) | Psycho Rants
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LOCK up the children is more like it...

Bullshitted by Acidman on August 21, 2004 09:53 PM

Or tie up the children in your case, Acidman.

Bullshitted by Velociman on August 21, 2004 10:11 PM

Bad timing for me this year, but dammit, I gotta to get to one of these, with the Gibson Dreadnaught in tow.

Bullshitted by Jim on August 21, 2004 11:06 PM

... Jim, I never thought I would say this... but, sorry Bro... color me disappointed... maybe next year, I suppose....

Bullshitted by Eric on August 21, 2004 11:15 PM

i want to. but i dont know if ill have the dough yet, thats a long trip for a little girl - all by her self! if i sell a couple of extra houses count me in, but i wont know till september prolly - :(

Bullshitted by k on August 22, 2004 02:47 AM

I'm thinking. Location is a problem, though. No airports and I'm not to hip on renting a car then spending a few hours in it each way for just one night.

I'm still considering.

Bullshitted by Geoffrey on August 22, 2004 12:20 PM

..you could always stay two nights... fly in on Friday.. drive up for the party.. hang out Saturday, drive back to the airport Sunday morning... you could be back in Boston by 6pm Sunday night..

Bullshitted by Eric on August 22, 2004 04:14 PM

Whoah, been a long time since I've done Oktoberfest in Helen, GA.


College flashbacks.

Bullshitted by Nee on August 22, 2004 04:49 PM

Come on Geoff, Kelley's volunteered her services to pick up Adam from the airport.

...since she's supposed to be MY date, I think I can volunteer a ride for you as well.

(We can pile in my Expedition.)

Bullshitted by Key on August 24, 2004 01:33 PM

Count me in!

Bullshitted by Gordon the Magnificent on August 29, 2004 01:16 AM