.... I'd have imagined that I could have went my entire life without seeing a sentence like this... I was wrong...
"I'm telling the lady, 'Get your kid away from my monkey!'" Seidler recalled."
either you are sick - or you arent sick and i am sick for thinking of it sickly!
Bullshitted by k on August 5, 2004 03:03 PM...what?... hey, it WAS a monkey, k.. heh, get your mind out of the gutter...
Bullshitted by Eric on August 5, 2004 03:10 PMheheee.. that's pretty sad... I would say that if it had bitten one of my children I would have slain it... ehhehee..
I like the part where it says he depends on the monkey to groom and bathe him... weird stuff...
Of course the kid was curious, a two year old, who probably has never seen a monkey unless it has been to the zoo...
What's sick is that Seidler obviously loves his monkey a little more than is natural.
Bullshitted by Key on August 5, 2004 04:42 PMI wonder if you went home and spanked his monkey?
Bullshitted by Mudfish Billie on August 5, 2004 07:19 PMChildren and monkeys, not to mention people who don't know how to use checkcards, write checks, or which aisle is the expressland and how many items they have, should not be allowed in grocery stores. Period.
Bullshitted by Norman on August 5, 2004 08:55 PMI always wanted a monkey growing up. My parents refused. I knew two people with monkeys, and, in retrospect, I understand. Their houses were foul, and those monkeys stank.
Bullshitted by Velociman on August 5, 2004 11:52 PM