... ok.. don't flip out... some of you may remember when I posted about seeing a UFO a few months back... then again, some of you will not.. (that's why the link is there, jackass..)... anyway, last night I had the weirdest experience... and, since you people keep coming here for my weekly pool table round-ups, and the other strange instances that are my life... I'll share last night with you....
... I went to bed around 11pm.. around 3am, I was awoken from a feverish dream.. in my dream, I had been floating inside a gray cube.. my body was paralyzed... except for my arms and neck... I was surrounded by square rings of some sort that were slowly spinning... (think Superman II).. after struggling for a bit, I noticed that tiny little scarab beetles were beginning to congregate just outside the square bands... fluttering their shiny wings like little silver ladybugs... and, to quote FDR, "suddenly, and without warning", I was attacked... I managed to crush some of them with my hands as they tried to burrow inside my skin.. but, there were just too many of them... some managed to invade me... let me tell ya, children, it was quite disturbing... I woke from this dream wide awake... sitting straight up.... and, it felt like someone was in my house.... inside my home...
... I sat in the bed, and looked into the hallway.. I saw the motion sensor light come on in the living room... at the same time, I heard the floor creak from someone's weight... I quickly slipped out of bed, and grabbed my Mossberg 500 that was sitting in the corner.. it's combat tritium sights giving off a slight green glow as I crept around the corner and into the hallway... nothing... methodically, I checked every door... every window... every room... nothing... I eased back into the living room, and sat on the couch to smoke a cigarette... to try to understand what was going on.. in the back of my mind, I could still register the Wife snoring softly in the distance...
... after a few minutes, I got up... put on my shoes.. I opened the back door and stepped onto the deck.... nothing there but the light of the full moon shining down.... I walked around the house.... no outward signs of disturbance.... 3:30am, and all is well... ... I came inside... had a glass of water... wandered back to bed...
... that is when I heard it... I was almost asleep... it was just like the sound that the little Martian spacecraft made in "Mars Attacks"... it lasted about 15 seconds, and whooshed off...
... what does all this mean, gentle ones?.... well, I think I was abducted by aliens last night... yep... that has to be it... my dream was my subconcious memory of their implanting procedure.... although, I'm not really sure what was implanted... or, probed... we'll probably find that out sooner or later...
... either abduction.... OR, I really shouldn't have had that last Bowmore before hitting the rack.. on the other hand, maybe watching "The Mummy".... "Mars Attacks"... and, "The Manchurian Candidate" all within a week of each other... eating some iffy Taco Bell.. and chasing it with a wee bit too much Scotch was at fault... I just don't know... but, it sure FELT like someone was really in my house this morning...
... then again, I could just be crazy...
I normally blame visions like this on Mescale....but maybe enough of the right single malt could do it.
Bullshitted by Norman on August 2, 2004 08:23 PMI've woken up from bad dreams before and still had the sound effects ringing in my ears. Since there realy wasn't any sound, it was all in my head. My guess is that part of you wasn't completely awake yet when you saw the motion detector and heard the creak. As to the Mars Attacks sound effects, my guess is that you were a little more than "almost" back to sleep. Still, sounds like an interesting night. No anal probe, no foul.
Bullshitted by mal on August 2, 2004 08:29 PMI enjoyed that very much. There just aren't enough alien abduction posts in the blogworld. I thank you, sir, for doing your part to rectify that situation.
Bullshitted by BSTommy on August 2, 2004 08:42 PMI don't know what you were smoking, but I want some of it.
Bullshitted by Acidman on August 2, 2004 09:00 PMSo you woke up with your pants down around your ankles and ass all greased up... wanna go camping?
Bullshitted by Mudfish Billie on August 2, 2004 09:36 PMNow you got me wondering what the alien version of "You sure do got a purrdy mouth." is.
Or invisioning Eric in his back yard with fist raised to the sky saying "Kahn!!!!! I'll get you Kahn!!!"
Bullshitted by Guy S. on August 2, 2004 10:33 PMThe fired-off motion detector got my attention. That is some weird shit.
Bullshitted by Jim on August 2, 2004 10:35 PMi fuckin hate it when that shit happens - i keep mine a secret though - dont want people to have any more reason to call me crazy...
but let me just say - i hate it when that happens
Bullshitted by k on August 3, 2004 01:11 AMAre you OK man?
Bullshitted by Sam on August 3, 2004 07:20 AMThis would explain why our motion detectors would go off for no reason.
Bullshitted by Machelle on August 3, 2004 09:38 AMDamn... crazy except for the motion sensor... i hate waking up to weird sounds in my own house.
Bullshitted by Turf on August 3, 2004 02:21 PMYou shouldn't have left your front door open...
Bullshitted by The Aliens on August 3, 2004 08:40 PMYou don't have an 18-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass, do you?
hehe... Eric Carttman!
Bullshitted by Mudfish Billie on August 4, 2004 11:32 AMI'm actually freaking out myself, I'm having memories of a dream I had on august 3rd I thought it was a dream but heres exactly what I remember.
I'm lying in bed almost asleep when at the same time I hear loud noise, see alot of light and feel asif I'm floating. now that lasts for like half a second and I cant remember waking up from that dream, you know how you woke up quickly, well I didnt remember what happened till later that day after waking up normally, and even now I can only remember half a second of quite an experience.
it isnt the first actully I can remember waking up and looking out the window and seeing a distant what looks like a bright star moving from right to left of the skyline, then suddenly it stops and sends a white ball of god knows what towards me and when it hits me I feel the sensation of floating and nothing more....
Bullshitted by Takeo on August 21, 2005 06:48 PM