... sitting here now... quite content in the security of the blogroom... seeking shelter from the evil powers of the "Lifetime Movie Network".. I hear a *click*... and.. another *click*.... and, THEN what sound suddenly tweaks my ears?.... what new torture awaits me for this evening's entertainment?.... what new Hell is awaiting me?... words simply cannot express, gentle readers.... I am hearing the Sponge Bob Square Pants Song being sung in a Scottish out-of-key lilt... Dear God.... please, somebody.... just go ahead and shoot me now.... if she breaks out the ABBA DVD, you'll read about me on America's Most Wanted in the morning.... I do have a plan, though.... so, have no fear.. I'll be tending bar... while sporting a false mustache.... in a Costa Rican topless establishment 36 hours from now.... damn, my life is just so fucking WEIRD sometimes....
...somebody needs a valium! (or a drink.)
No sympathy here. I rarely gain control of the remote. As a result, I have every Spongebob episode memorized. :-P
Bullshitted by Key on June 28, 2004 07:34 PMJust hope satellite TV does not pick up the WE or Lifetime in Costa Rica.
Bullshitted by Grey Biker on June 28, 2004 08:09 PMWait until you watch SpongeBob in Spanish. You'll need a good Costa Rican exorcist to cure you of those demons.
Bullshitted by Acidman on June 28, 2004 08:49 PMI've got two little SBSP fans in my home. I have to admit that I like the show too.
Bullshitted by Kate on June 29, 2004 12:56 AMSo... if I visit you in Costa Rica, is my first drink on the house?
Bullshitted by Harvey on June 29, 2004 02:25 PM...it's not that I don't like Sponge Bob.. he's ok for a sponge... I can relate to Squidward better, though... it is their damn SONG that drives me nuts...
.. sure Harvey.. not a problem...
Bullshitted by eric on June 29, 2004 02:55 PM