... today will be a day that will require a night of Martinis... slammed, not sipped...

... what brings on this foreboding?.... well, today we are going shopping for a new Wifemobile... what's wrong with her old one?... not a single thing... other than the fact that it is almost paid off, and she is becoming bored with it... so, we are heading to Knoxville for a torture session courtesy of Saab.. after all, the Germans did an outstanding job of needling for a signature when I bought the A4... so, I figure the Swedes should have their chance to measure up..

... so, what is the object of the Wife's latest pantings?... what has her smacking her lips like Wile E. Coyote imagining what's for dinner?... the Saab 93 convertible, folks.... I am doomed.... yesterday was her birthday, and apart from flowers... her gift from me was the DVD set of every single episode of Northern Exposure... I suppose this is payback...

... never tell a birthday girl that is eating chocolate cake while watching Northern Exposure something like this:

... "why in the hell didn't Fleischman nail Maggie right off the bat? Is he a moron or WHAT?... She's one sexy babe.... AND, she can fly a plane... I think I'm going to enjoy re-watching these old episodes... her hair looks nice like that, don't you think?.."

... thus, today we visit Saab...

by Eric on June 26, 2004 | Bullshit (6) | SWG Stories
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AND Janine is a card-carrying GOP Babe.

Bullshitted by Velociman on June 26, 2004 05:40 PM

I'm telling you, man... Joel was a total friggin' wuss... Maggie was FINE...

Bullshitted by Eric on June 26, 2004 09:24 PM

Yes. You will have to pay for that one!!! :) What color did she pick???

Bullshitted by J.R. on June 27, 2004 01:41 AM

Hunh. I wonder if that'll work for me.

Bullshitted by maura on June 27, 2004 03:17 AM

J.R.: .. according to the salesman, it is "Cosmic Blue".. damn salesmen...

Maura: ..well, if you don't ask, you don't get.. besides, who could refuse The Maura?

Bullshitted by Eric on June 27, 2004 09:19 AM

And she was probably the only gal within a 200 mile radius of Homer weighing under 350 lbs. and having all of her teeth.

I've often thought of the reationship between me and DBA Girl like that on Northern Exposure, except with a shitload more hostility and opinion.

Bullshitted by Jim on June 27, 2004 04:02 PM