A Secret...

... sure... we've all got them.... haven't we?... ok, so what gets you going?.. what starts your engine, so to speak?.... well, for me, it has always been glasses... horn-rimmed, sunglasses, dainty little arty ones... it really doesn't matter... I just plain dig a woman wearing glasses... I must have had a fetish for one of my old librarians, or something..... oh, and all the more better if she has her hair up in a ponytail.. a neck is a close second on the list, dear ones...... well, as everyone knows, Adicman, he likes some toenails.... hey, that's cool... it never really floated my boat.... but, it wasn't until this very day... today... that I realized that I had come to appreciate his "point of view"....

... here is how it happened, friends.... at one point, a young woman was in my office... she often comes in.. but, today I noticed that she was wearing sandals... and, her nails were painted a deep, deep red.... almost a shade of purple.... well, children... it was on.... they were gorgeous... tanned leg.. elegantly shaded toes... dayum... still, I managed to remain composed, and steadfastly persevered.....

... but, the final breaking point came later in the day.... one office I was summoned to housed five blondes... all between the ages of 19 to 50.... all, good ole Southern Girls.... with the exception of the Russian Exchange Student.... and, all of them suffering from the deprivations of a Southern Summer.... as a result, all were wearing either skirts... capri pants.... or, shorts... but, what was more entertaining was that they all were wearing sandals.. or, various variations upon that exalted theme...

... in a nut shell, gentle ones, it was a veritable smorgasbord of daintily painted toenails... pink... cherry red.... rose red.... whore red... don't you dare tell your Mother red... it was like a tidal wave of sumptous feet.... and, I'm here to tell you, I barely made it back to shore....

... I have never been one to gaze lovingly at someone's toes... all in all, feet are pretty damn disgusting... but, today?.... I know whereof Acidman speaks.. a fine woman with a fresh pedicure is a hard thing to beat.. hard thing to beat, children..... I've never been a footie kinda guy, but today would have tried the hardiest of souls....

by Eric on June 21, 2004 | Bullshit (11) | Psycho Rants
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How about when you look over at the car in the lane next to you and you see some long legs with bare feet and painted toenails planted on the dash. I can't maintain my lane.

Bullshitted by Grey Biker on June 21, 2004 09:09 PM

You do have a point there, I must say.

Bullshitted by Parkway Rest Stop on June 21, 2004 09:44 PM

let's not forget how wonderful a little bit of toe jewelry looks on those moisturized pedicured feet and toenails - - I feel naked without my toenails painted and a cute toe ring

Bullshitted by Uptown Girl on June 22, 2004 02:13 AM

i totally agree! and what i like even better is to see that perfectly manicured little foot right on my mans shoulder ... if you know what i mean...

Bullshitted by k on June 22, 2004 02:46 AM

I TOLD you so!

Bullshitted by Acidman on June 22, 2004 03:19 AM

... Ladies, you move me.. in fact, you are all incredibly fine-minded creatures....

... Men, we appear to all be in agreement here.. to say more would be grossly wrong...

.. to sum up, keep at it, Girls... we'll be watching...

Bullshitted by Eric on June 22, 2004 07:14 PM

Damn. The Bride arrived last night with a French manicure AND pedicure. I suppose I will have to sleep with her. Soon. In a day or two she will have chewed the paint off the toes.

Bullshitted by Velociman on June 22, 2004 08:40 PM

...Velociman, your decadence knows no limits... dive in, Brother... post pics, if you get a chance....

Bullshitted by Eric on June 22, 2004 09:15 PM

I agree with Acidman and absolutely love painted nails on toes and fingers. Any color is appreciated. Young or old benefit from pedicures and color! ALL women wearing open toed shoes with painted nails turn my head every time! Love em all!

Bullshitted by Rettna on August 30, 2004 04:40 AM

Grey - your right.....
When driving home after work on the interstate, I'm on the lookout for those pretty little feet on a dashboard. I find myself maintaining the same speed for a while. Either they realize that I am watching and take them down (giving me a dirty look) or decide to give me a show.... buckle your seatbelts and "where's the next reststop!"

Bullshitted by Steveo on December 3, 2004 09:37 AM

A garbage truck overturned on I-80 Westbound for Scranton, PA. I took a "shortcut" on Rte 611 North IT WAS BUMPER TO BUMPER. Along side me was a beautiful young lady in capris...her feet on the dashboard...her toes bright red...her husband/boyfriend was driving. She caught me looking...she smiled and wiggled her toes. OH GOD I sure didn't mind being stuck that afternoon! What pretty feet! I mean DAMN PRETTY.
JOHN

Bullshitted by John Weiss on March 19, 2005 12:43 AM