...sleep well, my friends... the streets of Toledo are safer today.....

(Mayfield Heights-AP) -- Police in Mayfield Heights say they have arrested a man suspected of stealing women's underwear from apartments.

For years someone has been breaking into apartment buildings in the Cleveland area and swiping underwear, most often panties.

by Eric on June 04, 2004 | Bullshit (5) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

after years of stealing panties that would be one BIG collection

Bullshitted by Uptown Girl on June 4, 2004 01:11 PM

Don't look at me. I haven't been to Ohio since 1987.

And that was only for as long as it took me to drive from one side to the other.

Bullshitted by Harvey on June 4, 2004 01:40 PM

I wonder if this isn't the same guy who steals one from each pair of socks in my dryer?

Bullshitted by Nee on June 4, 2004 02:22 PM

That was one of Harvey's freaky protege's... like in Silence of the Lambs... Harvey is the Hannibal Lectorish leader of a cabal of panty freaks and perverted weirdos.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on June 4, 2004 03:04 PM

I just want to go on record as saying: "I do not now, nor have I ever lived in Ohio".

Besides, If I wanted to steal Ohioans panties, all I've got to do is go to the nearest motel. Every summer, it seems that everyone from Ohio comes by the Knoxville area. I often wonder if the last person who left turned the damn lights out.

Bullshitted by Johnny - Oh on June 4, 2004 10:25 PM