You big Chicken...

... ever been called that?.... heh... well, I never actually thought it was true... man, those chickens were CHICKEN...

"A farmer in western China has sued police after a squad car siren scared 435 of his chickens to death.

The siren, which was being repaired, went off just 10 metres from the chickens at the farm in Huxian, Shaanxi province.

Thirty five of the birds died on the spot and another 400 died later of shock, says the Procuratorate Daily newspaper.

A court ordered the police to compensate the farmer for the 35 chickens that died first, but said it couldn't be proved they were to blame for the other deaths."

by Eric on June 03, 2004 | Bullshit (8) | Psycho Rants
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Who'd have thought chickens were so easily spooked?

Bullshitted by SayUncle on June 3, 2004 10:45 AM

That's possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Chickens don't die that easily. ;)

Bullshitted by pam on June 3, 2004 11:19 AM

...sorry, Pam... I don't make this stuff up.. I just link it.. hehehee..

Bullshitted by eric on June 3, 2004 11:25 AM

hehe... those were french chickens....

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on June 3, 2004 12:00 PM

Maybe the guy fucked the other 400 to death... crazy chicken fucking bastard!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on June 3, 2004 12:01 PM

Domestic chickens, along with domestic turkeys, are among the most stupid living beings on this planet. Their stupidity is exceeded only by corporate managers and politicians...

Unfortunately, neither of those classes is as easily frightened, otherwise they wouldn't misbehave so much.

Bullshitted by Jack on June 3, 2004 12:20 PM

Chickenshit post

Bullshitted by James Old Guy on June 3, 2004 01:36 PM

http://www.ebaynham.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=eb&Product_Code=cksh&Category_Code=all

Trust me, it's relevant.

Bullshitted by Harvey on June 4, 2004 01:50 PM