Chocgasm...

... this is the most wonderful scientific breakthrough in the history of scientific breakthroughs... hell, I don't eat the stuff myself... but, I occasionally treat the Wife.. and, the wonderful Ladies at work... heh.. can you just imagine?... people, I'm telling you... this is a wonderful idea.. but, I think the sales should be strictly regulated... and, these should only be sold to males... then, the males can feed them to the fairer sex.. allowing your Lady to purchase them?... in that way, dear friend, is oblivion... if we allowed them to buy it.. what the hell would they need us for?.... we need some Gummint regulations on this stuff....

"The orgasm from chocolate should be as good as a real one. But the sex act burns off calories, so you will gain pleasure and pounds. Many women say they feel good after eating chocolate. How will they feel after a bar that tastes great and makes them feel good?" Sun GP Dr Carol Cooper was quoted as saying."

by Eric on May 25, 2004 | Bullshit (7) | Psycho Rants
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I gotta get me some of that! Long has it ben rumoured that choccy stimulates the same chemical response as the sex act but never really been proved.

Just think, get bored, go for a snakc and BAM... orgasm goodness! Puts fondue into a whole new category...

AxXx

Bullshitted by Lemurgirl on May 25, 2004 07:34 AM

Ya know, I'm not a real chocaholic, but I AM indeed a major perv.. .methinks I would become hugely obese if this ever makes it to market.

Bullshitted by Nee on May 25, 2004 04:39 PM

..you Ladies are my heroes.. I'd buy you both a box... hell, TWO boxes... if they were on the market.. sadly... you shall have to wait a bit longer..

Bullshitted by Eric on May 25, 2004 06:44 PM

Can I hold you to that?! ;)

AxXx

Bullshitted by Lemurgirl on May 26, 2004 06:58 AM

Yeah, I'm holding ya to that as well... I'll need it, what with the boyfriend leaving on deployment and all. Might as well kill two birds with one stone - eat away my sorrows, and get my rocks off.

Bullshitted by Nee on May 27, 2004 01:11 PM

Now I think this article is flawed. I have already eaten almost an entire big bag of M&M's and nothing has happened. What am I doing wrong?!?!? :)

Bullshitted by J.R. on May 27, 2004 08:08 PM

Brilliant line of thought. chocolate has the power. The question then becomes which choco?
The answer is you must do your homework. Topnotch choco will drive women wild, this must be the best. Belgium has some fine offerings,
as does Maison Du Choco. You have to go on a quest for your lady, Slay a few Dragons, make some damn money and buy the best, then and only then will the truth be revealed. Can you handle it. Yes you can with a smile on your face.

Bullshitted by Fritz on December 18, 2004 11:47 PM