Procrastination...

... the outlook is bleak, friends... the yard work I have been putting off for the past two weeks is overdue... damn.. so today, I am fated to become the worst fear of mankind... a slave... sweat, sunburn, dirt, poison ivy... a slave I shall be today... all that is missing, it seems, is the lash.. and.. depending upon the fruits of my labors this day, even that might be forthcoming in the evening... still, I must brace myself for the onslaught.. woe betide the shirker, friends... woe, indeed...

by Eric on May 23, 2004 | Bullshit (0) | Psycho Rants
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