...hey.. anyone else seen this?... good grief.... I mean.. damn...

by Eric on May 20, 2004 | Bullshit (10) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

I like the disclaimer:

PLEASE NOTE: This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! It will not prevent pregnancy or the transmission of STDs, and will most likely cause injury to one or both parties involved. By bidding on this item you acknowledge that it is a novelty item and not intended for actual use! By purchasing this item you waive the seller of all liability and accept total responsibility for any and all injury incurred as a result of actually using this item!
Just goes to show there are a bunch of jack-off idiots running around loose and on their own somewhere. So watch out!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 20, 2004 12:26 PM

Kevlar will be next, ya think?

Bullshitted by Sam on May 20, 2004 02:43 PM

..any SCA Members reading this? If so, would this be suitable Feastwear?

Bullshitted by Eric on May 20, 2004 05:47 PM

Trolling ebay for dildo accessories again, E? Don't be ashamed. You've seen some of the gay leather outfits I've posted from good old ebay. Now: should we buy it for Acidman?

Bullshitted by Velociman on May 20, 2004 06:56 PM

..not at that damn price, Velociman.. Acidman can buy his OWN phallus armor.. hell, I'd bid, but I'm afraid it would be too small... and, that chainmail…it doesn't stretch very well... hell, as you said earlier this week… caveat emptor, buddy….

Bullshitted by Eric on May 20, 2004 07:06 PM

Yes, Velociman DOES pose a good point... just how DID you encounter this item, hmmmmmmm?

Bullshitted by Nee on May 21, 2004 08:27 AM

..damn, Nee.. don't encourage him... and, as for how I found it?.. well, the source of my blogfodder is a constant mystery to me...

Bullshitted by eric on May 21, 2004 09:20 AM

He found it in The Champagne Room... remember, there is NO SEX in The Champagne Room.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 21, 2004 02:14 PM

... there is no sex in the Champagne Room?.. man, I was AT the comment party...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 21, 2004 05:01 PM

Bloody hell........I'm all for medieval reenactment, but damn.....LOL.

(And damn it, your comment thing isn't remembering my personal info. And YES, I am checking the YES box. LOL) I'm not that drunk yet...heh!

Bullshitted by Asherah on May 22, 2004 04:00 PM