Update on the Boobies..

... a video of the little darling has been found, just for all of you wandering rubberneckers... anyway.... poor girl.... hey, I'm not obsessed... really...

by Eric on May 19, 2004 | Bullshit (13) | Psycho Rants
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I'd be more worried about her grammatical skills, or lack thereof, than the dress. Sheesh.

Bullshitted by Asherah on May 19, 2004 12:56 PM

They're building 13 year olds like THAT now???

Why couldn't they have had those 24 years ago?

Anyway, I'm with the school on this one. Wayyyy too much eye candy for a Catholic School.

Bullshitted by Harvey on May 19, 2004 01:05 PM

A scientific fact: Puberty is triggered by body weight. As America's children get fatter and fatter, they will enter pubverty at youngger and younger ages. The earliest it seems for a girl to start puberty is 12/13... believe it or not.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 03:45 PM

This girl's in CATHOLIC school and thought there was nothing wrong with the dress? She must've been sleeping through the lectures on chastity.

It's Catholic school, not public school - they can have standards. And it is different when it's a prepubescent girl and this one. That would NEVER have flown where I went to school. I'm not criticizing the girl's mother (wait - yes I am - she's thirteen!!!!) - but I am thinking that she wasn't thinking when she bought that dress. She knows where she sends her kid to school!

Willie - right on, brotha! Also - being athletic reduces hormones, independent of weight. Explains why I had no boobs until I was 25. Heh.

Bullshitted by maura on May 19, 2004 08:59 PM

..Maura.. but, you've got boobs now, right?.....

Bullshitted by Eric on May 19, 2004 09:46 PM

YES, YES, YES!!! Not that I'm excited about it or anything.

Bullshitted by maura on May 19, 2004 10:46 PM

hehe... prove it Maura... we want proof!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 20, 2004 12:21 PM

[staging sit-in protest]

Maura! Maura! Take a bow!
Show your boobies to us now!
I won't leave until I've seen 'em!
I want to put my face between 'em!

Bullshitted by Harvey on May 20, 2004 01:49 PM

...so, looks like you've been called out, Maura... heh.. Madfish, Harvey, and Me... you are in trouble now... heh...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 20, 2004 02:25 PM

I'll get right on that. (Note to self: must gank still shots of eighth grader in pink dress)...

Bullshitted by maura on May 20, 2004 09:15 PM

..big, small, or medium sized... it doesn't matter, Maura... hell, Harvey is drooling at just the MENTION of boobies... so, get the Hunk to take some snaps... clothing optional, of course.. and, feed your readers... hey, we ask so little, after all...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 20, 2004 09:45 PM

In return, will you name your firstborn 'Ignatz?'

Bullshitted by maura on May 21, 2004 09:57 PM

..I promise.. but, that would have to be their middle name...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 22, 2004 07:27 AM