Changing Times...

... where were the boobies when I was 13?... not present, friends.. no 13 year old girl in my school had boobies... at least, not as I recall... so, this would never have happened back in my day... not because of more liberal views, mind you... but, because of a distinct lack of 13 year olds with cleavage...

by Eric on May 18, 2004 | Bullshit (10) | Psycho Rants
Bullshit So Far

13... that wouldv'e been 7th grade... lots of lightly filled training bras, but I don't think you could get actual cleavage out of them.

Bullshitted by Harvey on May 18, 2004 07:23 AM

Sorry, I completely lost the point of the post with the young lady's quote: "I don't think nothing was wrong with the dress."

Clearly, clothing is not the biggest issue in her life.

I would say grammar is.

Bullshitted by Helen on May 18, 2004 08:46 AM

Hmmm... the titti fairy visited my area when I was in the 6th grade for some girls...

Boy, that was a loooooooooong time ago.

Bullshitted by Jack on May 18, 2004 11:37 AM

Jack, quit gloating...

Bullshitted by eric on May 18, 2004 02:49 PM

I don't think I had them until I was 25.

Bullshitted by maura on May 18, 2004 10:01 PM

Ha! You obviously didn't go to my school!! I had enough cleavage for the whole 7th grade!!

Bullshitted by drc on May 18, 2004 11:46 PM

Yeah, we had a couple of them over in Riceville...one with so much that instead of making her stop playing touch football on the playground, they just made us all quit.

Bullshitted by BSTommy on May 19, 2004 02:23 AM

I got em in 4th grade... never even bothered with the lightly filled bra. Went straight from white cotton undershirt to regular ol bra.

It was humiliating.

That said, it's all the damned hormones they're putting in foods these days... makes kids develop faster and earlier. It's sad really, cus I can't imagine being 13 and being cursed/blessed with a rack like that!

Bullshitted by Nee on May 19, 2004 08:52 AM

At 13, I was basically the same size I am now.
The boobie fairy hit me quite a lick, I can tell you that.

Bullshitted by LeeAnn aka Cheesemistress on May 19, 2004 04:46 PM

..wow, LeeAnn.. slayin' the males since age 13.. I guess East Tennessee must be a Fairy-free zone...

Bullshitted by eric on May 20, 2004 03:48 PM