A Damn Lie...

...I swear, boys and girls... really... I have sex more than this... he's telling un-truths!... I promise...

by Eric on May 17, 2004 | Bullshit (13) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

Yeah, he kinda threw you off the truck...so to speak.

Bullshitted by Sam on May 17, 2004 07:39 PM

Spanky... sex with yourself doesn't count!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 17, 2004 08:05 PM

I buy the three pack. Thank God it is a leap year. They only last about 12 years, right? Actually, I had the Big V, which means I am safe enough to never have sex with again.

Bullshitted by Velociman on May 17, 2004 08:51 PM

...having your bore punched by a spectacle-wearing nurse.... and, the inevitable injection that follows... is a true sign of having arrived, V-man..

..Bartender... it DOES count.. selflove is the finest sort.. I'd quote Thoreau, but it wouldn't do any good.. however, rest assured, kemosabee... Walden's Pond was a bawdy place....

..Sam... what truck?.. there was a truck?....

Bullshitted by Eric on May 17, 2004 10:45 PM

It's OK that you only needed 3 condoms for the weekend, sweetie.

It's more than the little man that can take a person up for action....

Bullshitted by Helen on May 18, 2004 02:34 AM

..thanks, Helen... point well taken..

Bullshitted by eric on May 18, 2004 06:44 AM

can't stay long... having an Eric-lanche... must buy extra bandwidth... later, Shorty...

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 07:30 AM

hehe... I link them over here and you send them back to me... a classic circle jerk! LMAO!!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 18, 2004 11:15 AM

Near the top of the list of things I don't miss about my youth:

The smell of burnt rubber.

Bullshitted by Key on May 18, 2004 08:10 PM

...Key... we've met, you know...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 18, 2004 09:08 PM

So if an avalanche for Acidman is an Acidbath... what is an avalanche from SWG... getting Straightened Out?

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 10:43 AM

...damn, Bartender.. that is a really good question... I'll have to think on that for a bit....

Bullshitted by eric on May 19, 2004 11:10 AM

hehe... it's your turn to link back to me again... got to keep the circle jerk going!

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 19, 2004 03:47 PM