The Truth...

... yesterday, my Cousin D and I opened the pool for the upcoming swimming season... getting the cover off... washing everything down... it is at least a two man job... anyway, we got'er done... the water turned out to be almost 90 degrees and crystal clear.. two words for you... chemicals rock... after sitting covered by a thick tarp for 8 months, the water was perfect.... of course, it needs about 18 more inches of water put into it.. but, other than that, it was ready to go....

... afterwards, as we were sitting in the swing discussing our accomplishment... his two boys, aged 4 and 6, could take the temptation no longer... before the eyes of my Wife and I.. my Mother... Cousin D and Wife... those two boys stripped buck nekkid and began playing in the warm water at the shallow end of the pool... it was at this point that my dear Cousin D said something profound...

... "you can sure tell that they are related to me and Eric... they'd rather be nekkid than just about anything on Earth"...

... truth, from the actions of babes... sometimes, I wish I was 6 again... at 6, splashing nekkid in a freshly opened swimming pool is what you are expected to do... at 31, getting caught sitting on your deck in the afternoon... while reading Harpers and drinking a Gin and Tonic... is considered pervy... but, here is the rub.. as was remarked yesterday... it's not a pervy thing.. it's friggin genetics....

by Eric on May 16, 2004 | Bullshit (3) | SWG Stories
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If I was sitting on my porch nekkid, it would be seen as pervy. Then again, I live in an apartment building so LOTS of people would see me....

Bullshitted by Jaded Angel on May 16, 2004 11:39 AM

I love being nekkid outside...

Bullshitted by Gooseneck on May 16, 2004 01:36 PM

I don't run around outside nude, but I used to all the time when I was a little girl - - and then my parents had me at least wearing shorts or a bathing suit bottom and now I still like to be naked (even though I love clothes) and am lucky that I have a very private patio in one part of our yard where I can sunbathe without a top. I feel weird about doing it completely nude outside - - has society programmed me to be ashamed? To wear a thong is fine, butt showing, but somehow I feel I gotta have my bottom front covered when outdoors. To be a little kid again and not worry about such things as fines, home owner associations freaking out, and be arrested *sigh*

Bullshitted by Uptown Girl on May 16, 2004 01:46 PM