Joke of the Day...

Sam and Bessie were an elderly couple. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home.

Walking proudly, he enters the house and says to his wife,"Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks,a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?! IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Ya shoulda bought a hat."

by Eric on May 13, 2004 | Bullshit (4) | Jokes
Bullshit So Far

A real fucking cowboy would have never taken his hat off to start off with.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 13, 2004 03:50 PM

That's freakin funny!

Bullshitted by Nee on May 13, 2004 04:57 PM

Excellent joke!

Bullshitted by drc on May 13, 2004 05:29 PM

Hehehehehe!

Bullshitted by Gooseneck on May 13, 2004 09:43 PM