Volunteer Asses Needed..

... I know a few people that should be FORCED to assist in the "testing"...

"A US engineering firm wants volunteers to test out a butt-kicking machine

The Idaho Statesman says Leavitt & Associates needs some firm bottoms for research on its 'manually self-operated butt-kicking machine'.

The firm normally designs industrial plants, bridges and commercial buildings, but the butt-kicking idea grew rapidly after it was first suggested at a meeting.

"We were in a meeting and someone said we needed a device that would let a client kick our butts," company head J Reese Leavitt said.

"Groups can use this to put someone dressed up like, say, Osama bin Laden, and charge $1 to kick his butt," office manager Sandy Burmeister said."

by Eric on May 12, 2004 | Bullshit (1) | Psycho Rants
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Bullshit So Far

When they make a machine that'll deliver a crushing blow to the scrotum, I might be interested. A kick in the ass is nothing. A kick in the BALLS, however, will make you root all over the floor like a blind hog hoping for an acorn.

Bullshitted by Acidman on May 12, 2004 09:04 AM