My Day...

...well, the blog is limping along... looking kinda forlorn... but, hey, I do too... so, back off... anyway, I saw a UFO this morning... no, really.... I wasn't sure if I wanted to write about it.. but, hey... I just did.. so, there you go... I saw a UFO... damn, I feel better now... and, before you ask, NO... I don't live in a trailer park... and, no probes were present either.... it just flew away...

.. but, that isn't really what I wanted to tell you... have you ever noticed that the variety of roadkill in any given area is directly proportional to how interesting that place is?... case in point... this morning, four whitetail deer ran into the road in front of me... they didn't run across the road... they ran DOWN it.... I must have followed them for at least 300yds before the darted off into the woods... THEN, the roadkill viewing starts... and, hey, they weren't there last night when I drove home... so, they musta been smashed during the wee hours of last night... first, a possum.. no biggie... then, a skunk.... still, mundane.... a couple miles later, I see a pit bull.... starting to get interesting.... no, Velociman, twas not I that dispatched it.. two miles later, the mangled remains of a large Coyote.... then, just as I neared work... the ultimate roadkill.... a Bobcat.... I even slowed my car to have a better look.... I've been wanting to harvest a Bobcat ever since I first started hunting... dammit, first time I see one while I'm armed, and it is roadkill... that is just wrong...

..while having my morning coffee... I was thinking of the drive to work... those deer were pretty lucky... still, I can't help but wonder if the UFO had something to do with all the roadside carnage I saw this morning....

by Eric on May 06, 2004 | Bullshit (9) | SWG Stories
Bullshit So Far

Eric: I think I know what the problem is with your graphics.... they on your old server... we need to upload them to the munu server... then change the filepointers in your templates... I'll get that done later tonight.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 6, 2004 08:28 PM

There was a morning in high school, and I was travelling down Sweet Field Valley Rd there in Riceville, and I passed a couple of dead things that I couldn't quite identify.

When I passed the third one in the space of a few hundred feet, I realized that I was passing goats. Dead goats.

Somebody's been raising them, and they'd gotten out, and had been hit in the fog earlier that morning.

Bullshitted by BSTommy on May 6, 2004 09:34 PM

Eric: I don't have your images archived on my computer so I can't upload them to munu. I'll see if Pam has them. If not, you'll have to get them for me. I'll let you know how to proceed.

Bullshitted by Madfish Willie on May 6, 2004 09:47 PM

ok, man... I downloaded them all the other day.. just let me know...

Bullshitted by Eric on May 6, 2004 10:13 PM

Hey, I'm the victim here...

Bullshitted by Velociman on May 6, 2004 11:59 PM

Best we get is Armadillos (so sad that something so cute was made so very stupid!) and the occasional turtle.

But I'm one of those people that would sooner hit a power pole than squirell.

Bullshitted by Nee on May 7, 2004 11:24 AM

Good luck, Eric, and I can't wait to see the new site! So hurry up!

Oh, and things are looking up over in Besmirched-land too; gettin' back to fightin' form. Maybe you'll put my sorry ass back on your blogroll, turkey.


Bullshitted by maura on May 8, 2004 01:07 PM

sorry about that, Maura... some of my links got lost in the shuffle.. forgive?

Bullshitted by Eric on May 8, 2004 01:52 PM

Well, awright. You caught me in a forgiving mood. Must be the good music links...


Bullshitted by maura on May 8, 2004 03:38 PM